How To Throw A Nigerian Wedding With N49,950 Only

Early this year some guy tweeted he won’t cough more than fifty thousand naira for his wedding and Nigerian Twitter went hard on him. Say what? So many Nigerian couples have been engaged for more than fifteen years and the excuse is always FUNDS for a wedding ceremony! I decided to make a list based on this budget and realised a 50K wedding is possible. I mean a proper wedding with a bridal train, cake, small chops, drinks, wine and jollof rice. You’ll even end up with N50 change by the time you are done. See list below… A set of one carat diamond wedding rings from Jumia (Black Friday Price): N4000 Cost of hire of fairly used Aba made wedding gown: N3500 White high heels from Dealdey: N3500 Five yards of black material for black suit at N700 per yard: N3000 Tailor Workmanship: N3000 Starched white shirt from Yaba Market: N1000 Men shoes from Ikeja Along: N2500 Groom old tie: N0 12 inches of Remi Brazilian Hair: N7000 Ozone Relaxer: N150 Bride Accessories (Old ones): N0 Hairdresser charges: N1700 Groom Haircut: N300 Best Man- Freestyle with old suit: N0 Freshly plucked hibiscus flowers as bride bouquet: N0 Bridesmaid dresses for a train of three- freestyle (On Your Own): N0 Bridal Makeup DIY: N0 Bridal train makeup DIY: N0 Cost of bulk sms as wedding invites (100 sms for 100 guests): N300 Car hire from relative or friend: N0 Car Decoration(Balloons & ribbons): N500 Fuel: N3000 Wedding Venue (Church in Lagos): N0 Wedding Photography (A friend or relative iPhone): N0 Photogrid app for editing/pasting Bella Naija logo on photos: N0 Reception Venue (Open field Somewhere at Ota): N0 Cost of hire of 20 white plastic chairs: N2000 Reception MC (Bride or groom relative): N0 Music from relatives phone (China phone preferably): N0 London used mobile phone speaker from computer village: N2000 Wedding Cake from Cakes&Cream: N3500 Short bread from Balogun Market (Feeding of the couple): N300 Fresh agege Bread as surplus for feeding of the couple (If groom is still hungry): N100 Five Alive juice (Feeding of the couple): N350 A crate of 35cl coke (For the few long throat wedding guests who still followed to Ota): N1500 Freshly made zobo as wedding guests wine: N1000 Disposable cups to stand in as glasses: N500 One packet of cabin for small chops: N700 5 wraps of Onitsha chinchin mixed together for small chops: N500 Big pack of gala diced in circles as small chops: N500 Twenty five packs of locally prepared jollof rice from Iya Basira: N2500 Bic biros as wedding souvenir: N500 Miscellaneous: N500 Balance: N50 Now you can share this with someone planning a wedding soon. Happy married life in advance!

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